ya dads aren't the best wingmen
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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