After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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