You work out of a Hotel?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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