I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I hate all girls vehemently.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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