It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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