pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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