So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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