the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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