at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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