Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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