What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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