guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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