PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
the room spins SO much faster in panama
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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