508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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