How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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