you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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