come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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