Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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