There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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