her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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