Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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