my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Even my vagina gasped.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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