don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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