i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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