he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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