do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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