I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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