Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
ttyl tear gas
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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