Duck Duck Cougar?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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