Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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