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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.

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• (650): View more from California

  guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?

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  i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes

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• (408): View more from California

  We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely

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• (361): View more from Texas

  You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Sensing a theme here

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  If alcoholism is a theme, yes.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

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