Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move

(617): View more from Massachusetts

that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame

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(805): View more from California

we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.

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(661): View more from California

Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?

(1-661): View more from California

What the hell did you do last night?!

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."

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(858): View more from California

Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove

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