Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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