The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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