everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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