Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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