The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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