i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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