Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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