Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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