Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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