When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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