It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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