ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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