Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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