In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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