bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?