I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.