Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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