all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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