Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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