I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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