Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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