It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
NoShamevember. You game?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Randomize
