I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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