Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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